Fandom

The Last of Us Wiki

He ain't even hurt

628pages on
this wiki
Add New Page
Talk0 Share

He ain't even hurt is the fifteenth of thirty-eight Cinematics shown in The Last of Us. It is approximately four minutes in length. Below is the complete transcription for this cutscene's spoken dialogue.

Dialogue Edit

Note that the dialogue is copied from the subtitles.

Bill: [Sitting in the back of pickup truck with Joel. Pounds side of truck. To Ellie] Alright, this'll do! Stop!

[Ellie stops truck and Bills climbs out. Ellie looks back at Joel.]

Joel: Just keep it running, alright? [Ellie gives thumbs up. Joel stands up.]

Bill: That girl nearly got us killed.

Joel: You gotta admit-- [Jumps out.] she did hold her own back there.

Bill: [Walks off chuckling.] You [Faces Joel.] ain't gonna make it. [Continues walking and stops.] Oh, oh, ah... [Bends over and reaches in bag.] Here. [Tosses a flexible tube.]

Joel: [Catches.] What's this?

Bill: You'd be amazed at how many cars still got gas in 'em.

Joel: Appreciate it. Look, Bill, um...about your buddy back there. Uh...that's a tough deal. And I'm ah...[Pauses.]

Bill: We square?

Joel: We're square.

Bill: Then get the fuck out of my town. [Looks at Joel momentarily and walks off.]

[Joel watches Bill watch off and turns back to the pick up truck. Walking over to it, the camera pans to the sky, showing lightning and rumbling thunder in the distance. Cut to a rainy highway with abandoned cars. Cut to view of the street, the pick-up truck speeds past. Cut to inside of truck, obviously tired, Joel rubs his eyes and is startled at the sound of Ellie in the backseat.]

Ellie: Oh, man!

Joel: [Looks through rear-view mirror.] Hey, what happened to sleeping?

Ellie: [Scoffs.] Okay, I know it doesn't look like it, [Lifts comic book.] but this here is not a bad read. Only one problem. Right there. [Points to page.] 'To be continued!' [Groans.] I hate cliff hangers.

Joel: [Looks over.] Where did you get that?

Ellie: Uhh, [Nervously.] back at Bill's. I mean, all this stuff was just lying there.

Joel: [Exhales.] What else did you get?

Ellie: [Smiles.] Well... [Digs in backpack and pulls out cassette.] Here. This make you all nostalgic?

Joel: Y'know [Takes cassette.] That is actually before my time. [Chuckles.] That is a winner though. [Puts cassette into car's player and old classical, violin music begins to play.] Oh, man...

Ellie: Well, better than nothing. Oh [Digs in backpack.] I'm sure your friend will be missing this tonight. [Pulls out magazine.]

Joel: [Inattentive.] Um-hum.

Ellie: [Opens magazine.] Light on the reading, but it's got some interesting photos.

Joel: [Looks through rear-view mirror, shocked. Briefly turns back.] Now, Ellie. That ain't for kids.

Ellie: [Holds magazine sideways.] Whoa! [Shows Joel.] How...how the hell would he even walk around with that thing?

Joel: [Tries to grab magazine.] Get rid of that! Just--

Ellie: Hold your horses, I wanna see what all the fuss is about. Oh...why are these all stuck together?

Joel: [Looks in rear-view mirror.] Um...

Ellie: [Chuckles.] I'm just fucking with you. [Lowers window and tosses out magazine.] Bye-bye, dude!

[Cut to out of the car, driving down the rainy highway. On the right of the highway is a big street sign that says "76 West, Pittsburgh, 242 Miles". Cut to inside of car, Ellie makes her way to the passengers seat.]

Ellie: [Looks over at Joel.] You know what? [Faces forward.] This isn't that bad. [Turns up music volume.]

Joel: Why don't you try to get some sleep, alright?

Ellie: Pft--I'm not even tired.

[Cut to Ellie sleeping in the next few hours. She wakes up.]

Joel: Oh, no, no, no, no. [Cut to outside of car slowing down on the highway, showing one of two routes, blocked off by multiple cars.] Well, perfect.

Ellie: [Yawns.] Now what? [Looks at Joel.]

Joel: [Briefly turns to look back and pauses.] Screw it.

[Cut to outside of car, driving into the other route. Cut to buildings outside of car and Ellie look at them from the passengers seat. A random person walks in front of the car and Joel slams on the breaks.]

Ellie: Easy!

Stranger: [Shouts and walks weakly.] Please...help!

Ellie: Holy shit...[Sits up.] Are we gonna help him?

Joel: Put your seat belt on, Ellie.

Stranger: Help me...

Ellie: [Puts on seat belt.] What about the guy?

Joel: He ain't even hurt. [Steps on gas.]

Stranger: [Pulls out gun and shouts.] Oh, fuck. Go! Go! Go!

[Multiple other bandits come out of hiding and a bullet hits the windshield. Joel runs into the stranger, tossing him over the hood of the car.]

Ellie: Jesus!

[A bandit tosses a brick at their windshield from up above and another manages to break the passengers window as it drives past. Ellie turns to the side and blocks her face. Looking over, Ellie's sees a bus prepared to run into the car.]

Ellie: Oh, not good!

[The car swerves and Joel screams, managing to crash through the rolled down gate of a store and collides with something, forcing the car to stop. Cut to black screen, shattered glass is heard. End cinematic.]

Ad blocker interference detected!


Wikia is a free-to-use site that makes money from advertising. We have a modified experience for viewers using ad blockers

Wikia is not accessible if you’ve made further modifications. Remove the custom ad blocker rule(s) and the page will load as expected.